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i-will-be-a-hero:

Taught myself to play not one, but TWO SAXOPHONES AT ONCE

Band Songs

  • French Horn:

    FROM THE BAND ROOOOOOM TO THE FIELD (to the field) TILL THE SPIT DRIPS FROM MY VALVES AND AAALL YOU BITCHES CLAP

  • Flutes:

    She's first chair and I'm playin too flat, sittin in the second row with all the clarinets and if YOU COULD HEAR THAT I AM TRYING TO ROLL IN

  • Trumpets:

    My band director don't.My band director don't.My band director don't want us to play high C's son

  • Clarinets:

    Let's gather round the podium and sing our band geek song it's the S-Q-U-E-A-K-Y I hate my liiife song

  • Saxophones:

    Sooome day, Iiii'll be, playin tenor sax and all you're ever gonna be altoooo.Why you gotta suck so bad?

  • Percussion:

    I'ma teach you how to buzz roll son I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one

  • Oboe:

    The double reed is broooken and they're real expenSIVE.BAND DIRECTOR'S PISSED AND GIVING ME A GLARE

  • Basoon:

    I'm all about that bass bout that bass no treble

  • Tuba:

    *Rick Ross grunt in the background*

johnstacy:

So as is commonly known, if you hold down the pedal on a piano and play the strings resonate with whatever you play. This never ceases to amaze me.

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